Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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