Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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