he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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