You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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