You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can't turn off my feet"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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