I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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