i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My balls are so social today.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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