weddingsv make me drug and hornr
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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