I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
