you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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