my sisters under your porch take her home
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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