With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
