Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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