I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize