where does the pee come out of this thing
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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