Duck Duck Cougar?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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