Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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