My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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