Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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