Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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