if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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