Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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