Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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