ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize