I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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