Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i wish my penis had a tongue
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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