I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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