Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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