their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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