I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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