i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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