It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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