awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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