Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
