This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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