it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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