All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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