The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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