It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Every concussion has its silver lining
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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