Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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