You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
it's like iHOP with fire
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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