i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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