I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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