I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
