cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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