WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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