Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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