what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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