I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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