that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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