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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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