Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
