i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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